Zoe bought cereal that expands at Whole Foods. It was very expensive—think gold-plated shrinky dinks.

I am going to cover it live HERE.

Image 1: Cereal has been poured into the bowl, milk has been added, and Zoe waits for expansion to begin.

Image 2: Zoe waits

Image 3: I hope we don't need these after

Image 4: Cereal post-expansion

Moral of the story—they lied. LIED. Expansion was minimal and nowhere near the 17x that the packaging claimed.

The end.